Now, back in
the day, when we were growin’ up, me and my brother Terry weren’t allowed to
take toys to church. Yeah, I know… nowadays, folks don’t think nothin’ about
it, but back then, it just wasn’t allowed… especially for us, the children of
the church’s Minister of Music and Youth. So, it ought to go without sayin’
that the Sunday mornin’ we did decide to break that rule stands out as a most
memorable one, for sure.
The day
before, while over in nearby
Meridian,
Daddy had bought us a couple of realistic-lookin’ mice made out of rabbit fur.
We loved ‘em. They were so life-like, right up a couple of 9 and 11-year-old
boys’ alley, and the following mornin’, into our dress pants pockets them li’l
mice went, church-bound.
Now, at that
time, in the Southern Baptist churches that we grew up in, the fifteen minutes
between when Sunday school lets out and the church service starts, as the
congregation filed in and made their way to their seats, folks would quietly
visit with one another. Well, back over ‘bout midways back on the right side of
the church is where our friend Beth Lindley and her folks sat, and me and Terry
were in the pew behind her, showin’ off our furry li’l prizes. Now, Beth’s
momma was busy visitin’ with the adults in the pew ahead, payin’ the three of
us no mind. She should’ve known better. The three of us were always into
somethin’. Yeah… you see where this is goin’, right? Like I said… Ms. Lindley
was payin’ us no mind at all, even when Beth set one of them furry li’l mice on
her dear momma’s shoulder.
Suddenly, the organ sounded,
indicatin’ that church was about to start, and that was the Jennings boys’ cue
that they’d better be sittin’ up on the front row when their Daddy and the
preacher and the choir came out, or they’d be in big trouble. Our fear of not
bein’ where we were supposed to be overrode any need whatsoever to have that
mouse in-hand, so we left it with her, and made a dash for our seats.
Well, just about that time, Ms.
Lindley shifted in her seat, causin’ that li’l ol’ mouse to fall off’n her
shoulder and right smack-dab in the middle of her lap. Well, folks… lemme tell
ya; she let out a holler that caused everybody in the sanctuary to twist ‘round
in their seats
to see what all the commotion was.
Now, Ms. Lindley, the very quiet and well-reserved
lady that she is, quickly regained her composure and sat there all sheepish and
red as a beet, embarrassed as all get out for havin’ drawn attention to
herself. Yet, there were three in that big ol’ church sanctuary that were not
about to turn and look thataway, sittin’ stock-still with eyes-front, visibly
shaking with repressed laughter, though; which, was a dead give-away as to whom
the three mischievous culprits were.
In walked the preacher and Daddy,
followed by the choir, and luckily… Daddy and Momma were none the wiser, for
Ms. Lindley was a good sport and after a good laugh, never said a word about
it. Plus, thanks to Beth swiftly and deftly catchin’ it up when her momma had
thrown it from her lap, we got our mouse back.
So, needless to say… that broke me
and Terry from sneakin’ toys into church. That was our one and only time to do
that. From then on, we sat our li’l hineys on that front church pew and were
quiet as a couple of li’l church mice.
Okay… maybe not THAT quiet, but I
think you get what I mean. J